1. me: *@ my friend house & it stink*
    2. me: what's that smell
    3. friend: what smell?
    4. me: oh ok...
    5. me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately
  2. (Source: archdvmon, via txnx)

  3. benevolentblackgirl:

    these types of things are my favorite

    (via prettylxxxve)

  4. (Source: rihenna, via prettylxxxve)

  5. tarynel:

    Grandma actin like she don’t know what dick is LOL

    (Source: sighsomemore)


  6. whisperingotters:

    how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences 


    (Source: pikatwochainz, via humorstop)

  7. (Source: fuckyespharrell, via tarynel)

  8. deathreps:


    (Source: nba-overdose, via nigelsir)

  9. (via jayfire)